Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Adopt a "Kid"

Ellen DeGeneres announced on her eponymous daytime talk show Thursday that she and wife Portia De Rossi have added a new member to the mix: Kid, a 9-week-old puppy. "I have not talked about this yet, but we have a new puppy. Portia and I got a puppy and his name is Kid so now we have a kid. Yep. I mean, he is absolutely adorable," DeGeneres said while sharing photos of her new pup. Though Kid is "cute as can be," DeGeneres said it's "not cute" to wake up at 11, and 1, and 3 and 5. And then 5 is when he's up, up. That's Wolf. He's you can't tell he's tiny. Wolf is not that big, but our other two—Auggie and Wolf—are doing great with him. They're really teaching him a lot, but he's so...Oh, God!"

DeGeneres then gave guest DJ Stephen "tWitch" Boss a heads up about what to expect after his wife and fellow So You Think You Can Dance alum Allison Holker gives birth. "He's got so much energy, so I'm just warning you right now: When you have—well, when Allison has that baby—you're gonna be so tired," the comedienne said. tWitch replied, "Gonna be very tiring."

"It really makes me appreciate what it's like to be a mother. Because like I'm trying to hold a puppy while I'm trying to make coffee. And I can't do anything. He doesn't let me do anything," DeGeneres said. "And I named him Kid because, you know, people...There have been rumors forever. 'When are you and Portia gonna have a kid?' So, now I can say we have a Kid. So it can just stop."