Amy Schumer Dreamed of Having Sex With Christian Bale, Even "When He Was Emaciated in The Machinist"

Funny lady Amy Schumer is featured in W magazine's Best Performances Issue, and the comedian has landed herself among quite the batch of talented players.

In February's issue, Amy joins the ranks of fellow comedians Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, and one of our favorite newcomers—as well as one of the mag's youngest featured performers—Bel Powley.

Funny-bunch aside, W's latest issue spotlights an impressive bracket of showbiz vets including Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander for their dramatic roles in The Danish Girl, Jane Fonda for her work in Youth, and Samuel L. Jackson who plays quite the convincing villain in Quentin Tarantino's latest feature, The Hateful Eight.

Who was this year's best performer? It's hard to say. But Amy certainly came out on top in the hilarious(ly awkward) one-liners arena.

So, which film performance does Schumer admire most? "I have a crush on Christian Bale. Newsies was a really big deal to me...I definitely wanted to have sex with him when he was emaciated in The Machinist," she unabashedly says. "I'll take Christian any way I can get him."



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